#10   Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
           Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
 
#9      Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
           Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
 
#8      Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
           Caddy: “Yes, you miss the ball much closer now.”
 
#7      Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
            Caddy:  “Eventually.”
 
#6       Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.” 
            Caddy: “I don’t think so, that would be too much of a coincidence.”
 
#5       Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time.  It’s too much of a distraction.”
             Caddy:  “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
 
#4        Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
              Caddy: “Very good, but personally, I prefer golf.”
 
#3        Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
              Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”
 
#2        Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve  ever played on.”
             Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
 
#1 Best Caddy  Comment: 
           Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
           Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”